The New Ambassador - "Slag"

Oz was sat in the usual canteen, having a drink. He was, as ever, waiting for someone.

She didn't turn up, Sam was in fact off the mothership at a Psychological Evaluation Centre.

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She didn't turn up, Sam was in fact off the mothership at a Psychological Evaluation Centre.

"Right, Mrs Green, your results came in." a psychiatrist told Sam.

Sam looked up "oh?" was her only question.

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Sam looked up "oh?" was her only question.

"We've examined your case and...we belive you have a form of Erotomania."

Sam looked down. "okay..." was her distant reply.

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Sam looked down. "okay..." was her distant reply.

"We're going to send you to Orion 4 to take some therepy for your condition."

Sam simply nodded "okay." she didn't really have a choice in that decision.

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Sam simply nodded "okay." she didn't really have a choice in that decision.

The psychatrist stood up, shuffling the paperwork together, and walked off to file it.

Sam simply sat there. She soon sighed before walking, slowly towards the mothership's space dock.

At the cafeteria...

The Xeno Relations minister had walked in with two Xeno Relation ministry members. She was looking for Oz in particular.

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Sam simply sat there. She soon sighed before walking, slowly towards the mothership's space dock.

At the cafeteria...

The Xeno Relations minister had walked in with two Xeno Relation ministry members. She was looking for Oz in particular.

Oz walked back from the bathroom and sat down at his table. He'd drank 3 lemonades so far.

The Minister calmly walked up "Mr Jackson, is this seat taken?" she asked calmly, her two ministry members had calmly walked off. But had handed her a case file.

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The Minister calmly walked up "Mr Jackson, is this seat taken?" she asked calmly, her two ministry members had calmly walked off. But had handed her a case file.

"Its being reserved for a friend." Oz told her.

The Xeno Relations Calmly replied "She won't be coming."

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The Xeno Relations Calmly replied "She won't be coming."

Oz took a seat. "Did something happen?" Oz asked.

The minister sighed "She's being psychologically assessed under a Xeno Relations ministry inquiry into her effectivenes as an ambassador." she informed Oz.

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The minister sighed "She's being psychologically assessed under a Xeno Relations ministry inquiry into her effectivenes as an ambassador." she informed Oz.

"Oh dear...umm...i think Sam has a 'slight' mental problem." Oz told the minister, trying to sound polite.

"I know. I got the psychological report." came the Minister's reply.

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"I know. I got the psychological report." came the Minister's reply.

"What am i going to do? I've only known her a month, i can't commit to a relationship with a snap of my fingers! I don't know how love works for you longears, but it takes sane humans years to build up something solid before committing in most cases where the marrage lasts."

The minister looked at Oz "Yeah, I know." She said "the Elven method of Love is alot shorter than humans."

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The minister looked at Oz "Yeah, I know." She said "the Elven method of Love is alot shorter than humans."

"No wonder she was the first to propose so instantly...its lucky i left my job. And no, it wasn't because of Sam."

"Mr Jackson. I need you to testify in front of an inquiry." Came the minister. "About Sam's condition."

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"Mr Jackson. I need you to testify in front of an inquiry." Came the minister. "About Sam's condition."

Oz nodded. "If it'll help her case."

"I'll be honest with you, it'll only serve as a testimony for her to stay in a clinic until she's cured." Came the reply from the minister.

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"I'll be honest with you, it'll only serve as a testimony for her to stay in a clinic until she's cured." Came the reply from the minister.

Oz sighed. "What do you want me to do?"